Doping

One in five U.S. athletes not tested before Eugene, and other nuggets

One in five U.S. athletes not tested before Eugene, and other nuggets

BUDAPEST – Americans often take a holier-than-thou position when it comes to the anti-doping system. Indeed, U.S. athletes are typically heard to say something like, we get tested more. The upshot: you can trust our results more – we’re clean. The implication: others may not be.

New data from the Athletics Integrity Unit, a deep dive of out-of-competition tests from last year’s track and field world championships in Eugene, Oregon, makes plain that Americans – and fans of the U.S. team – ought to reconsider deeply held devotion.

Not again with Shelby Houlihan. Dayenu!

Not again with Shelby Houlihan. Dayenu!

It’s August, so why bring up the springtime Jewish holiday of Passover, the story of the telling of the Exodus? And what would Passover in any way have to do with yet another column about Shelby Houlihan?

Because one of the key words in the telling of the story is, in Hebrew, the word dayenu! – enough! You pronounce it like this: die-yay-nu! Emphasis on the yay, y’all.

The Washington Post devoted more than 4,000 words to a sob story posted Friday about Houlihan, about how her running career is in “purgatory” because she got tagged for doping and then claimed, absurdly, that it was because of a tainted burrito. That ridiculous defense got rejected but she keeps insisting on playing the victim, telling the Post, “I feel embarrassed, and I’m feeling ashamed, and all of these different emotions for having to serve a ban, even though I didn’t do anything. So that’s been really hard to navigate and work through.”

Whereabouts art thou, Tobi Amusan? And thou hast system thoughts, Katie Moon?

Whereabouts art thou, Tobi Amusan? And thou hast system thoughts, Katie Moon?

Well, here we go again with another high-profile whereabouts case in track and field, and another dose of hot takes. 

How about some calm, measured, you know – facts?

The anti-doping rules are not that difficult. The world’s leading athletes should – emphasis, should – be able to follow them and, correspondingly, fans should – should – be able to understand, clearly, what’s what.

Let’s find out.

Americans insist they care about doping in sports. And then there's Shelby Houlihan

Americans insist they care about doping in sports. And then there's Shelby Houlihan

Americans love to pile on when athletes from other countries are accused of doping. Especially the Russians.

We can’t have a state-sponsored doping system here. We don’t have a state ministry of sport. But we for sure cheat. We are really, really good cheaters, too. See, for one, Lance Armstrong.

And then when our athletes do absurd things to flaunt the system, we don’t understand why others looking at us from abroad cry hypocrisy and double standards.

The real doping outrage: American hypocrisy and the U.S. double standard

The real doping outrage: American hypocrisy and the U.S. double standard

EUGENE, Oregon — For the past five years, Kenya’s Lawrence Cherono has been one of the world’s top marathoners.

In 2019, he won the Boston Marathon. Again: the Boston Marathon. Is there anything more symbolic of American distance running than Boston, and #BostonStrong? That’s not a rhetorical question. Answer: no. That year, Cherono won the Chicago Marathon, too.

In 2021, Cherono finished fourth in the Tokyo Olympic marathon. Last December, he won the marathon in Valencia, Spain. This past April, he finished second in Boston. His personal best, 2:03:04, is the eighth-fastest of all time.

So where is the outrage, especially from all those, especially in the United States, who went all but berserk this past February over the Russians at the Beijing Winter Games, now that the 33-year-od Cherono has been provisionally suspended for the exact same substance that then-15-year-old Russian skater Kamila Valieva got tagged for — and under eerily similar circumstances?

Shelby Houlihan, meet World Anti-Doping Code section 10.14.3

Shelby Houlihan, meet World Anti-Doping Code section 10.14.3

Shelby Houlihan, American middle-distance standout and, now, per the Swiss-based Court of Arbitration for Sport, violator of the anti-doping rules for having impermissible levels of the anabolic steroid nandrolone in her system, meet World Anti-Doping Code Section 10.14.

Specifically 10.14.3.

Houlihan announced Monday that the Athletics Integrity Unit had charged her with a nandrolone offense, and a unanimous CAS panel adjudged her liable. A CAS news release Tuesday confirmed the account. All the same, on Thursday, when the start lists for the U.S. track and field Trials were made public, there was Houlihan’s name — in both the women’s 1500 (heat 3) and the women’s 5000 (heat 1).

Intrigue! Drama! How could this be possible?

That’s not the question that matters. This is:

Will she run?

In the matter of Shelby Houlihan: white privilege confronts reality

In the matter of Shelby Houlihan: white privilege confronts reality

There’s an obvious point that seemingly no one else wants to say about Shelby Houlihan, the American middle-distance runner who has been suspended for four years. So it’s coming at you right here. Check your privilege, white people.

The running sites and even the mainstream press are full of stories that center on the facts of the case and the do-you-believe her or do-you-not. That’s not the issue.

All journalists — at least the decent or better ones — are trained to be skeptical, and after listening for more than 20 years now to athlete after athlete cry, sometimes literally, about circumstance and unfairness, please. Houlihan’s expressions of how much she loves running, how she didn’t get due process, all of that — that’s all noise.

Here’s why this case has struck a chord:

The running community in the United States tends to be white and middle- to upper-class. Shelby Houlihan fits that demographic precisely. The point is that seemingly no one in that circle thinks — or wants to think — that the nice, white distance runner would ever cheat. Never, ever.

Top USADA lawyer representing Trump in election case as Rodchenkov Act awaits presidential signature

Top USADA lawyer representing Trump in election case as Rodchenkov Act awaits presidential signature

The president of the United States this week filed suit in federal court in Milwaukee seeking to overturn the results of the November presidential election results in Wisconsin, one of a number of key states won by president-elect Joe Biden.

And this has to do with the Olympic world — how?

In a turn that perhaps not even a Hollywood scriptwriter might dream up, the president’s lawyer in the Wisconsin case, William Bock III, was until recently — very recently — publicly general counsel for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.

Connecting the dots, the president is now being represented by the same lawyer who until days ago was the very capable chief litigator for USADA at the very same time the highly controversial Rodchenkov Act, which USADA has ferociously championed, sits on the president’s desk, awaiting the president’s signature.

Does this seem appropriate?

Christian Coleman v. testers, part II: what is 'reasonable'?

Christian Coleman v. testers, part II: what is 'reasonable'?

The only reasonable conclusion to reach in the matter of the world’s anti-doping testers v. Christian Coleman, the world’s fastest man across 100 meters, is that the testers are seriously pissed off that Coleman got off the first time because they, the testers, didn’t understand their very own rules and now they’re targeting him.

Could, maybe should, Coleman have been more careful? That’s a reasonable question.

But let’s get this right out of the way. Coleman is one of the bright stars of the American track and field universe. Though the missed test took place last December 9, this controversy is erupting now. To try to take Coleman out now — amid the national, indeed international, furor tied to the grief and anger that generations of black Americans have suffered at the hands of institutional systems that are unfair because they or, worse, the people in charge of them, are not reasonable — will not prove constructive. Not at all.

Indeed, this case underscores a lot of what’s fraught about the anti-doping control system.

Sun Yang gets busted. Sure. But eight years?

Sun Yang gets busted. Sure. But eight years?

Sun Yang, the Chinese swim star and three-time Olympic gold medalist, earned himself an eight-year ban Friday in a case in which the verdict itself was always a no-brainer.

Why?

You don’t get to take the law into your hands, figuratively and literally.

Or, put another way, even in the Far East, it’s not the Old West out there.

Or, if you prefer, vigilante justice is no justice at all.